The Royal Stronghold of Brown Keep is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Lord of the Keep with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.318 billion Soldiers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Keep. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Brown Keepian economy, worth 539 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 73,677 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Brown Keep's national animal is the Bear and its national religion is Chirstian.

Brown Keep is ranked 7,653^rd in the world and 6^th in One big Island for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 119.07 on the Bus Surprisal Index.