The Sovereign Municipality of Brown City is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.875 billion Brown Cityians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.2%.

The strong Brown Cityian economy, worth 394 trillion diable-verts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 57,412 diable-verts, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, and in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brown City's national animal is the coyote, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brown City is ranked 201,140^th in the world and 1^st in The Sanilac Association of Nations for Most Armed, with 0.26 weapons per person.