The Commonwealth of British Liberadzulansticcurp is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Wilford with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical population of 1.686 billion British Liberadzulansticcurpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epinoonoo. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming British Liberadzulansticcurpian economy, worth 197 trillion Ungreat British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 117,336 Ungreat British Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Liberadzulansticcurp's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Liberadzulansticcurp is ranked 48,847^th in the world and 2,286^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.