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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,731stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,004th
The Incorporated States of
Left-wing Utopia
Live free or die savagely
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Bongo Johnson

Population12.92 billion

CapitalMurbley
LeaderRagnar Smithson

Currencywonga
Animalkitten

The Incorporated States of Bongo Johnson is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ragnar Smithson with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.92 billion Bongonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murbley. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 1,487 trillion wongas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,108 wongas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Murbley Kittens' triumph against long odds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bongo Johnson's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bongo Johnson is ranked 211,489th in the world and 72nd in Esportiva for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9.41 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,731stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,004thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,019thTop
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Best Weather: 2,373rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,921stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,984thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,319thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,928thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,088thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,209thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,380thHealthiest Citizens: 5,178thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,329thMost Cultured: 5,761stMost Developed: 6,114thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,300thLargest Governments: 6,640thMost Pacifist: 6,732ndSafest: 7,133rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,655thNicest Citizens: 7,827thSmartest Citizens: 10,104thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,536thLowest Crime Rates: 10,824thHighest Economic Output: 11,008thTop
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Most Inclusive: 11,482ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,297thMost Efficient Economies: 14,223rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,400thHighest Drug Use: 15,989thMost Income Equality: 18,419thLargest Populations: 19,023rdMost Secular: 19,509thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,408th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bongo Johnson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Bongo Johnson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Bongo Johnson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Bongo Johnson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Bongo Johnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Bongo Johnson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Bongo Johnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Bongo Johnson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Bongo Johnson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Johnson, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Murbley Kittens' triumph against long odds.

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