The Incorporated States of Bongo Johnson is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ragnar Smithson with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.933 billion Bongonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murbley. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 2,718 trillion wongas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,933 wongas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bongo Johnson's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bongo Johnson is ranked 38,586^th in the world and 18^th in Esportiva for Highest Average Incomes, with 123,933.45 Standard Monetary Units.