The US Territory of Boldonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Territorial Governor Jones with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed population of 3.827 billion Boldonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boldonia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.

The Boldonian economy, worth 185 trillion United States dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,410 United States dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, Boldonia has designated Boldonia City as its capital city, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for sand dollar sacrifices, and Territorial Governor Jones has just been declared ruler of Boldonia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boldonia's national animal is the sand dollar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boldonia is ranked 163,121^st in the world and 5^th in Puppets of Boldonia 2 for Most Primitive, scoring -61.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.