The Banking Empire of Bloody Scandinavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Baali Banker Von with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.48 billion Norse are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guilded economy, worth a remarkable 6,951 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 397,655 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Where there's smoke there's the Guilded Forestry Department, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, and soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bloody Scandinavia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Money.

Bloody Scandinavia is ranked 3,046^th in the world and 1^st in Imperium of the Wolves for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,207.72 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.