The Republic of Bloblobloblbbbb is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.944 billion Bloblobloblbbbbians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The strong Bloblobloblbbbbian economy, worth 126 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,008 kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,904 per year while the poor average 2,952, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Bloblobloblbbbb's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bloblobloblbbbb is ranked 142,828^th in the world and 2^nd in Red Sky Coalition for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,044.15 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.