The Democratic Republic of Bittensor is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 486 million Bittensorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Bittensorian economy, worth 23.0 trillion Bittensors a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,268 Bittensors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Bittensor's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Bittensor is ranked 208,176th in the world and 1,668th in Pacifism for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bittensor, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
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Bittensor, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
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Bittensor, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
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Bittensor, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
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Bittensor's influence in Pacifism rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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Bittensor, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
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Bittensor, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
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Bittensor, automotive regulators are throwing in the towel.
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Bittensor, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
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Bittensor, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.



























