The United Empire of Foudina is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Wilbur with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.856 billion Foudians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losdonia City. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Foudian economy, worth 310 trillion Foudian Euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,248 Foudian Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and too many developers spoil the codebase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foudina's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Foudina is ranked 73,309^th in the world and 758^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 93.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.