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Most Developed: 455thHealthiest Citizens: 487thLongest Average Lifespans: 505th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there
Tommy Wiseau
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Beazlend

Population18.005 billion

CapitalAlfenheim
LeaderTommy Wiseau
FaithAtheism

CurrencyZenni
AnimalFlying turtle

The Democratic Republic of Beazlend is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tommy Wiseau with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.005 billion Beazlendians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfenheim. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Beazlendian economy, worth a remarkable 4,486 trillion Zennis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,161 Zennis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, lending money has become a major liability, and Tommy Wiseau has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beazlend's national animal is the Flying turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Beazlend is ranked 1,389th in the world and 2nd in The Atheist Empire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,004.96 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Developed: 455thHealthiest Citizens: 487thLongest Average Lifespans: 505thMost Efficient Economies: 792ndHighest Food Quality: 863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 911thSmartest Citizens: 1,002ndMost Inclusive: 1,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,128thMost Secular: 1,244thMost Cultured: 1,289thLargest Governments: 1,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,445thBest Weather: 1,458thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,838thLowest Crime Rates: 1,849thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,309thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,313thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,598thTop
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Safest: 2,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,901stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,987thHighest Economic Output: 3,025thMost Influential: 3,098thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,349thMost Armed: 3,524thHighest Average Incomes: 3,948thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,088thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,586thNicest Citizens: 4,975thMost Stationary: 5,409thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,063rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,276thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,718thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,570thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,611thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,096thMost Patriotic: 19,909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,739th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, Tommy Wiseau has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Beazlend voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Beazlend voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Beazlend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Beazlend, aides are afraid to ask if Tommy Wiseau wants a cup of tea or coffee.

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