The Free Land of Bears Disarmed is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PeaceLord Suth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 22.438 billion Urso-pacifists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peacehaven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The all-consuming Urseo-pacifist economy, worth a remarkable 1,541 trillion thalers a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 68,682 thalers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,187 per year while the poor average 15,120, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

PeaceLord Suth can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Bears Disarmed, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bears Disarmed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Disarmed is ranked 31,017^th in the world and 2^nd in Democratia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 61,470.85 Standard Monetary Units.