The Kingdom of Beanbean is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Bean with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.771 billion Beanbeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beanbean Castle Town. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanbeanian economy, worth 752 trillion Beanbean Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 157,666 Beanbean Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', several inches are being added to first class seating, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanbean's national animal is the Pteranodon Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beanstar Worship.

Beanbean is ranked 13,263^rd in the world and 5^th in Valkia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,476.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.