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Valkia RMB

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Founder: The People's Republic of Lynxcia

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Most Devout: 98th Largest Gambling Industry: 228th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 270th+30
Most Corrupt Governments: 310th Fattest Citizens: 358th Highest Disposable Incomes: 362nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 572nd Largest Retail Industry: 657th Most Avoided: 702nd Largest Insurance Industry: 751st Highest Economic Output: 797th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 832nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 913th Highest Average Incomes: 938th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 966th Largest Mining Sector: 972nd Rudest Citizens: 1,065th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,153rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,274th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,323rd Most Cultured: 1,378th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,403rd Most Nations: 1,408th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,478th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,619th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,777th Largest Governments: 1,871st Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,885th Most Armed: 1,945th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,032nd Largest Black Market: 2,086th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,169th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,208th
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Why don’t you shut up and listen for a change. You must be - you really must be the vilest, rudest man in European Politics, and you rant on, and the chair lets you get away with it because you’re the former Prime Minister of BELGIUM.

Well there we are.

Embassies: Res Publica Catholicae Borgiae, Elprus, Democratic States Alliance, Interdimensional Alien Zone, and KAISERREICH.

Tags: Fantasy Tech, Industrial, Invader, Map, Multi-Species, Past Tech, Post-Modern Tech, Role Player, Small, Social, and Steampunk.

Valkia contains 9 nations, the 1,408th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Extensive Civil Rights in Valkia

The citizens of nations ranked highly enjoy a great amount of civil rights, or freedoms to go about their personal business without interference or regulation from government.

As a region, Valkia is ranked 14,977th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederation of KedriCapitalist Paradise“Freedom vast as the Oceans.”
2.The Republic of VenndraughtDemocratic Socialists“No secrets spill, my brain contain.”
3.The People's Republic of LynxciaDemocratic Socialists“Unitat Durin Sosialiser, Sosialiser Durin Hadwyn”
4.The Commonwealth of BarboneiaFather Knows Best State“Sininen Vesi, Valkoinen Kentät, Harmaa Taivas.”
5.The Asahinan Commonwealth of Comrade CommisarCompulsory Consumerist State“God, Glory, and the Commonwealth.”
6.The Empire of DarussalamCompulsory Consumerist State“The One dissolves into multitudes, reborn into One”
7.The Republic of LegikiaCapitalist Paradise“We always win!”
8.The Great Bountiful Empire of TURTLESHROOM IIMoralistic Democracy“The Future Is In the Past!”
9.The Absolute Monarchy of Greater Mushroom KingdomIron Fist Consumerists“Let's-a Go!”

Regional Happenings


Valkia Regional Message Board

The North Lands is probably dripping in corruption by definition, but I suppose the important thing to note is that certain luxuries that exist in the South Lands don't translate over. Resources are limited in an arctic wasteland, populated by aggressive folk who are determined to live by any means necessary, and you aren't going to get much more straightforward than somebody threatening to slash your throat. There are likely a few areas of society where there's some form of organized government, but in competition with people not adverse to using violence to accomplish their means, they probably are not unwilling to engage in their own underhanded methods for self-preservation.

Long story short, the honest folk of the South Lands probably don't live long in the North Lands.

The Commonwealth probably is a little bit better at managing their affairs to a level where polite, civilized society exists, but given that the country is split between a military dictatorship, aristocratic monarchy, and occupied territories that all have to be managed; there is probably an 'acceptable' amount of corruption going on.

Of traditionalist tory toffs

Toff Alliance

Let's denounce Utopian chillstate

La cosa fedora

San anderrie wrote:How corrupt are your IC governments?

Our system is deliberately designed to facilitate certain kinds of corruption.

Try to pass a brown envelope to a civil servant and you will be tried and sentenced, or just disappeared.

On the other hand, our elections have predetermined outcomes controlled by organized crime, which also dominates the military and the economy.

This sounds really dysfunctional, but it actually works in favor of national unity, because organized crime is a monopoly of the cartel of fedora-wielders in power.

The christonian imperium

Happy 4th of July.

Revolucionario cuba



Revolucionario cuba

Revolucionario cuba

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:Welcome!


Cortezista quetzalcoatl cult

Hey people!

I take that you're one of Cuba's puppets?

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