The 🍟Fry Lover🍟 Nation of Barty jumious is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 651 million Bartiann Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 💿Retro Montreal📻. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Barty jumiousian economy, worth 24.9 trillion 🍱Yummy Meals🍱s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,259 🍱Yummy Meals🍱s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and Barty jumious has designated 💿Retro Montreal📻 as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Barty jumious's national animal is the 🐣Chuck the Chick 🐤, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Barty jumious is ranked 251,266^th in the world and 46^th in Sycord Plume for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.