The Bokei of Azumi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.383 billion Azumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The strong Azumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Kokus a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,584 Kokus, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,118 per year while the poor average 2,395, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Azumi's national animal is the Akita-inu.

Azumi is ranked 199,879^th in the world and 8,249^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 6.76 flags saluted per person per day.