The Dictatorship of Authors 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.754 billion Authorsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Authors 2ian economy, worth 194 trillion ᅟᅟs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,481 ᅟᅟs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Authors 2 City, discarded pennies litter the streets, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, and families make most of their annual income from government benefits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authors 2's national animal is the Selestial, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Authors 2 is ranked 185,513^th in the world and 1,343^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 227.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.