The Regnum of Arvanit is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kron I of Arvanit with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.41 billion Arvanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bashkimi. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Arvanite economy, worth 78.8 trillion Lekës a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,877 Lekës, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Arvanites, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Bashkimi for fear of causing a fuss, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Arvanite roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arvanit's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arvanit is ranked 247,076^th in the world and 40^th in Vistulia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.