| Population | 3.13 billion |
| Capital | Arsonismm City |
| Leader | Our Most Supreme Overlord Asher Smith |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Bullet |
| Animal | Lion |
The FAAH 120607 FAAH of Arsonismm is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Our Most Supreme Overlord Asher Smith with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.13 billion Arsonists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arsonismm City. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Arsonist economy, worth 436 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,240 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign football clubs wave the Arsonist flag before every game, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, Our Most Supreme Overlord Asher Smith reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Our Most Supreme Overlord Asher Smith. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arsonismm's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Arsonismm is ranked 115,889th in the world and 2nd in fjgfhgk for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,862.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Arsonismm's influence in Fjgfhgk rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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Arsonismm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Arsonismm, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Our Most Supreme Overlord Asher Smith.
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The United Provinces of The Central Islands dismissed Arsonismm as _/^(-_-)^\_ of Fjgfhgk.
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Arsonismm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Arsonismm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
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Arsonismm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Arsonismm's influence in Fjgfhgk rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Arsonismm's influence in Fjgfhgk rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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The United Provinces of The Central Islands increased Arsonismm's succession priority in Fjgfhgk.





































