The Unspeakably Zen Republic of Aroa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Flying Ninja with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.699 billion Aroans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mountain Dojo. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion anoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,639 anoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime is totally unknown. Aroa's national animal is the Afroed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aroa is ranked 20,408^th in the world and 1,130^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 135.92 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.