The Grand Nation of Araraukar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 23.581 billion Araraukarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Araukar City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Araraukarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,028 trillion rauks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,011 rauks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and hit TV comedies "The Big Government Theory" and "Young Leader" have high ratings but low quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Araraukar's national animal is the Jammydragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Araraukar is ranked 168,026^th in the world and 7,108^th in Osiris for Most Devout, with 1.98 Prayers Per Hour.