by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 139thHealthiest Citizens: 160thBest Weather: 161st
The Grand Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Do as I say or it's the last thing you'll ever do.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population25.799 billion

CapitalAraukar City


The Grand Nation of Araraukar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 25.799 billion Araraukarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Araukar City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Araraukarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,143 trillion rauks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,078 rauks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, hit TV comedies "The Big Government Theory" and "Young Leader" have high ratings but low quality, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, and the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Araraukar's national animal is the Jammydragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Araraukar is ranked 28,826th in the world and 876th in Osiris for Nudest, with 210 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Lowest Crime Rates: 139thHealthiest Citizens: 160thBest Weather: 161stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 163rdMost Beautiful Environments: 176thLargest Governments: 212thSafest: 230thHighest Average Tax Rates: 254thLongest Average Lifespans: 259thMost Pacifist: 271stSmartest Citizens: 753rdMost Secular: 769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,335thMost Stationary: 1,725thMost Inclusive: 1,784thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,375thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,715thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,864thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,226thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,350thLargest Populations: 3,486thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,429thHighest Economic Output: 7,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,066thMost Influential: 10,246thMost Income Equality: 11,090thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,339thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,742ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,080thNicest Citizens: 20,052ndMost Authoritarian: 21,953rd
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Influential: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 218th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 225th in the regionMost Income Equality: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 397th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Valerievna, Wymondham, and Uncute.

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