by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159thHealthiest Citizens: 160th
The Grand Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Do as I say or it's the last thing you'll ever do.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population25.649 billion

CapitalAraukar City


The Grand Nation of Araraukar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 25.649 billion Araraukarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Araukar City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Araraukarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,129 trillion rauks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,021 rauks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, hit TV comedies "The Big Government Theory" and "Young Leader" have high ratings but low quality, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, and the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Araraukar's national animal is the Jammydragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Araraukar is ranked 136,753rd in the world and 5,167th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 79.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159thHealthiest Citizens: 160thBest Weather: 162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 174thLargest Governments: 212thSafest: 235thHighest Average Tax Rates: 257thLongest Average Lifespans: 259thMost Pacifist: 268thSmartest Citizens: 757thMost Secular: 758thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,332ndMost Stationary: 1,735thMost Inclusive: 1,744thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,354thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,683rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,853rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,259thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,332ndLargest Populations: 3,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,343rdHighest Economic Output: 7,033rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,065thMost Influential: 9,828thMost Income Equality: 11,012thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,591stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,598thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,078thNicest Citizens: 20,023rdMost Authoritarian: 22,189th
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 131st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 252nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 308th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 391st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Valerievna, Wymondham, and Uncute.

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