The Constitutional Monarchy of Aproocia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Talia alrik Smith with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.414 billion Aproocians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levony. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Aproocian economy, worth 52.7 trillion kraigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 37,250 kraigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Devotion to God is only skin-deep, sex changes are routinely performed at Aproocia's hospitals, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aproocia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aproocian paganism.

Aproocia is ranked 253,210^th in the world and 9,292^nd in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.