The United Kingdoms of Neo-Routhengard is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michel Nicole Demetrius with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.972 billion Routhengardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edel Garden. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Routhengardian economy, worth 889 trillion xanthousites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 223,897 xanthousites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Neo-Routhengardian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs, and umbrellas are back in fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Routhengard's national animal is the snowshoe rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Psaltery of the Heavens.

Neo-Routhengard is ranked 8,350^th in the world and 480^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,031.11 on the Clooney Contribution Index.