The Doctors Recommendation of An Apple A Day is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dr Fauci with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.224 billion Apples are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient An Apple economy, worth a remarkable 2,296 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,356 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, Eagles are considered a delicacy, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and many marriages end in murder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Apple A Day's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

An Apple A Day is ranked 30,290^th in the world and 2^nd in Russia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,343.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.