The Login Script Zombie of Ambroscus Koth is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Valtarre the Vampire King with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.956 billion raiders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malicity. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.

The raider economy, worth 399 trillion septoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 30,824 septoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political activists are routinely executed, Ambroscus Koth has designated Malicity as its capital city, Valtarre the Vampire King has just been declared ruler of Ambroscus Koth in an international press conference, and raiderism has been named as Ambroscus Koth's national religion. Crime is moderate. Ambroscus Koth's national animal is the cormac, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is raiderism.

Ambroscus Koth is ranked 190,164^th in the world and 23^rd in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.