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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
We don't need no stinkin' motto!
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Alien Magic

Population40.086 billion

CapitalAlien Magic City
LeaderKang
FaithWorship of the Mighty Kidney

Currencykidney
Animalox

The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kang with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.086 billion Alien Magicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alien Magic City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alien Magician economy, worth an astonishing 22,531 trillion kidneys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 562,066 kidneys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,808,472 per year while the poor average 11,371, a ratio of 422 to 1.

Dream holidays often go awry, Alien Magic has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alien Magic's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Mighty Kidney.

Alien Magic is ranked 74th in the world and 1st in Gatesville Inc for Fattest Citizens, with 99.13 Obesity Rate.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 72ndFattest Citizens: 74thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84thMost Avoided: 91stHighest Economic Output: 91stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96thLargest Gambling Industry: 111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 146thMost Corrupt Governments: 164thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 165thLargest Mining Sector: 169thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 241stMost Devout: 250thHighest Average Incomes: 272ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 291stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 324thLargest Agricultural Sector: 379thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 880thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,057thLargest Retail Industry: 1,332ndRudest Citizens: 1,343rdLargest Populations: 1,415thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,579thMost Stationary: 2,006thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,241stLowest Crime Rates: 3,359thNudest: 3,782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,987thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,398thMost Influential: 7,751stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,922ndLargest Governments: 9,211thLargest Black Market: 14,820thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,331stMost Conservative: 19,057thMost Armed: 19,337thMost Patriotic: 20,735thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,315thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,107th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, Alien Magic has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, dream holidays often go awry.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, the Great Alien Magician Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, a petition to improve Alien Magician literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, weird texts received at 2 a.m. are probably from the government.

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