The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kang with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.172 billion Alien Magicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alien Magic City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alien Magician economy, worth an astonishing 23,224 trillion kidneys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 564,089 kidneys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,283,655 per year while the poor average 5,073, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

People are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and starry-eyed convention goers have their heads in the clouds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alien Magic's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Mighty Kidney.

Alien Magic is ranked 74^th in the world and 1^st in Gatesville Inc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 564,089.17 Standard Monetary Units.