The Oppressed Peoples of Albert Bryan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 4.636 billion Albert Bryanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Albert Bryanian economy, worth 205 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,259 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albert Bryan's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albert Bryan is ranked 192,719^th in the world and 1^st in Big Thunder for Fattest Citizens, with 9.47 Obesity Rate.