Population | 45.266 billion |
Capital | Hitchin |
Leader | the Consul |
Faith | militant atheism |
Currency | lance |
Animal | falcon |
The Empire and Commonwealth of Alamein is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Consul with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.266 billion Alameinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hitchin. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Alameinian economy, worth an astonishing 13,083 trillion lances a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 289,034 lances, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown. Alamein's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is militant atheism.
Alamein is ranked 289,533rd in the world and 1,414th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.38 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alamein was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Economic Output, Most Influential, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Alamein, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Alamein, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
- : Following new legislation in Alamein, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Alamein, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
- : Following new legislation in Alamein, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
- : Following new legislation in Alamein, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
- : Following new legislation in Alamein, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Alamein, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Alamein as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in Alamein, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.