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Most Cheerful Citizens: 134thLargest Welfare Programs: 250thMost Advanced Public Education: 314th
The Empire and Commonwealth of
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Fly like Swifts, fight like Falcons
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Alamein

Population41.061 billion

CapitalHitchin
Leaderthe Consul
Faithmilitant atheism

Currencylance
Animalfalcon

The Empire and Commonwealth of Alamein is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Consul with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.061 billion Alameinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hitchin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameinian economy, worth an astonishing 11,755 trillion lances a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 286,282 lances, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why the Consul is a silly poophead, homophobia is off the menu, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime is totally unknown. Alamein's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is militant atheism.

Alamein is ranked 258,358th in the world and 1,131st in Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.75 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 134thLargest Welfare Programs: 250thMost Advanced Public Education: 314thLargest Populations: 379thMost Rebellious Youth: 393rdMost Developed: 403rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 411thSmartest Citizens: 431stHighest Economic Output: 431stHealthiest Citizens: 442ndLongest Average Lifespans: 444thNicest Citizens: 527thLargest Governments: 541stMost Cultured: 598thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 865thLowest Crime Rates: 896thMost Compassionate Citizens: 971stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,081stHighest Food Quality: 1,090thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,193rdMost Influential: 1,332ndSafest: 1,433rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,581stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,590thBest Weather: 1,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,153rdMost Inclusive: 2,439thHighest Average Incomes: 2,644thMost Efficient Economies: 2,685thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,088thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,534thMost Patriotic: 3,622ndMost Stationary: 4,011thMost Pacifist: 4,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,941stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,633rdMost Secular: 21,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,500th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Patriotic: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Politically Free: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why the Consul is a silly poophead.
  • : Alamein was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Alameinian airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, a third of Alameinians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.

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