The Most Serene Republic of Airlizplot is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 448 million Airlizplotians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Airlizplotian economy, worth 21.0 trillion Hoarded Names a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,930 Hoarded Names, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,587 per year while the poor average 3,046, a ratio of 98.0 to 1.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Airlizplot's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Airlizplot is ranked 299,658^th in the world and 1,944^th in ArilCards Inc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.