The State of Ahaon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.337 billion Ahaonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Ahaonian economy, worth 756 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,643 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, Ahaonians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ahaon's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahaon is ranked 149,040^th in the world and 206^th in Ancient Lands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.