The Colony of Agustine is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 115 million Agustineans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 36.8%.

The Agustinean economy, worth 6.32 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,933 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Dream holidays often go awry, Agustineans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agustine's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Agustine is ranked 128,252^nd in the world and 88^th in Corsair for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,073.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.