The Kingdom of Afriyie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Oliver with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.774 billion Afriyieans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamari City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Afriyiean economy, worth a remarkable 5,393 trillion Afriyons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 391,568 Afriyons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,898,256 per year while the poor average 46,754, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Afriyiean Navy, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Afriyie's national animal is the Kotoko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Afriyie is ranked 16,465^th in the world and 366^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,064.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.