The Republic of Adanus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.768 billion Adanali have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Alexander City. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,845 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sports club owners are having a moneyball, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and even secular Adanali are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adanus's national animal is the Godzilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Adanus is ranked 7,799^th in the world and 354^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.23 law-abiding acts per hour.