The Federation of Achaean Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Carlos Núñez Alvarado with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.775 billion Achaeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Distrito de Muñíz. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Achaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,896 trillion corcinoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,032 corcinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime is totally unknown. Achaean Republic's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achaean Republic is ranked 67,042^nd in the world and 29^th in Union Mundial for Most Patriotic, with 21.01 flags saluted per person per day.