The Republic of Absolute Communism9 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.095 billion Absolute Communism9ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute Communism9ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,593 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 175,253 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Communism9's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute Communism9 is ranked 283,147th in the world and 10,778th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 6.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute Communism9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Absolute Communism9 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, the Top 5% for Largest Black Market and Highest Wealthy Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Absolute Communism9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism9, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism9, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism9, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism9, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism9, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism9, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism9, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
