The Most Serene Republic of Absolute communism485 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.274 billion Absolute communism485ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism485ian economy, worth 723 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,330 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism485's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism485 is ranked 38,040^th in the world and 1,000^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.51 law-abiding acts per hour.