Population | 4.388 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Vulture |
The Democratic Republic of Absolute communism431 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.388 billion Absolute communism431ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism431ian economy, worth 673 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,482 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Absolute communism431ian democracy, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism431's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Absolute communism431 is ranked 93,867th in the world and 2,180th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,584.46 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism431 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
- : Absolute communism431 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism431, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism431, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
- : Absolute communism431 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism431, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism431, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Absolute communism431ian democracy.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism431, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Absolute communism431 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism431, Vultures are considered a delicacy.