The Jingoistic States of Absolute communism327 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.297 billion Absolute communism327ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism327ian economy, worth 611 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,271 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Treason is relative, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, and binoculars sales are at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism327's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute communism327 is ranked 208,213^th in the world and 7,363^rd in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.25 weapons per person.