The Armed Republic of Absolute Communism113 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.596 billion Absolute Communism113ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute Communism113ian economy, worth 740 trillion Latinums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,185 Latinums, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Absolute Communism113ian roads, and Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Communism113's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute Communism113 is ranked 136,176th in the world and 5,182nd in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 699.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute Communism113 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism113, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism113, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Absolute Communism113ian roads.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism113, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism113, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism113, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Absolute Communism113 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism113, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism113, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism113, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
