The Historian-Bobcat-in-Chief of Aadhiris is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Kai with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.524 billion Aadhirisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jericho. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aadhirisian economy, worth 174 trillion StarDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 114,772 StarDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Jericho Natural History Museum, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aadhiris's national animal is the starlight rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Noxismos.

Aadhiris is ranked 136,887^th in the world and 46^th in MJT for Most Patriotic, with 13.12 flags saluted per person per day.