The Republic of Warcust is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning fox population. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.225 billion Warcustians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The Warcustian economy, worth 374 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,854 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warcust's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Warcust is ranked 166,110^th in the world and 7,355^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.