The Queendom of Tribadia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Her Big Bee Hive Mamamia with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.478 billion Tribadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The Tribadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,197 trillion Honeypots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 55,746 Honeypots, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tribadia's national animal is the Honeyhorse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tribadia is ranked 15,853^rd in the world and 728^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.