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Tim-Opolis

Population24.284 billion

CapitalWinterfell
LeaderTim Stark
FaithAdjeism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalDirewolf

The Crispy Fry of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.284 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,589 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 312,545 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,796,330 per year while the poor average 26,123, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 216,325th in the world and 247th in Spiritus for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 44.48 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 638thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 717thHighest Economic Output: 916thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 933rdLowest Crime Rates: 965thLargest Black Market: 1,008thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,031stLargest Mining Sector: 1,067thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,279thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,357thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,765thHighest Average Incomes: 1,850thFattest Citizens: 2,146thLargest Governments: 2,164thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,174thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,512thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,973rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,142ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,299thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,437thLargest Populations: 4,567thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,403rdMost Avoided: 6,755thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,609thMost Conservative: 7,706thLargest Retail Industry: 8,825thMost Influential: 8,846thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,111thSmartest Citizens: 9,411thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,615thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,685thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,769thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,557thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,409thMost Authoritarian: 23,059th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the region

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