The Federal Republic of Scheeniais is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.732 billion Scheeniaisians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Scheeniaisian economy, worth 372 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 99,710 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 541,448 per year while the poor average 9,458, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, weather reports simply advise Scheeniaisians to 'look outside', you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, and the people have taken "Hail Leader" as an invitation to lob rocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Scheeniais's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Scheeniais is ranked 21,202^nd in the world and 1,044^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 4.56 weapons per person.