The Database Engine of SQLite is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.175 billion SQLiteans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The frighteningly efficient SQLitean economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion nakfas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,217 nakfas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, even God cannot save you in SQLite, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SQLite's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SQLite is ranked 8,090^th in the world and 30^th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 1,055.5 cheeks per square mile.