The Database Engine of SQLite is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.204 billion SQLiteans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient SQLitean economy, worth a remarkable 1,165 trillion nakfas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,820 nakfas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", voters are one of the nation's top imports, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SQLite's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SQLite is ranked 255,152^nd in the world and 515^th in Aetherius for Longest Average Lifespans, with 63.13 years.