The Based of SPSF is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11 billion SPSFians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient SPSFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion bitcoins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,399 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SPSF's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

SPSF is ranked 98,860^th in the world and 1^st in SHHHH sus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,287.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.