The Based of SPSF is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.634 billion SPSFians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 53.9%.

The powerhouse SPSFian economy, worth 465 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,604 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, golden statues of turtles line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, and citizens must pay to enjoy SPSF's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SPSF's national animal is the turtle.

SPSF is ranked 88,020^th in the world and 1^st in SHHHH sus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.46 law-abiding acts per hour.