The Republic of Ruzzles is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 12.504 billion Ruzzlesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The very strong Ruzzlesian economy, worth 716 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,270 pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,007 per year while the poor average 5,983, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ruzzles's national animal is the parrot.

Ruzzles is ranked 25,274^th in the world and 1,400^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,866.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.