The Republic of Rooylout is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.399 billion Rooyloutians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The thriving Rooyloutian economy, worth 124 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,805 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,677 per year while the poor average 24,907, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and Leader is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rooylout's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rooylout is ranked 252,396^th in the world and 9,368^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 215.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.