The Chubby City of Rolypolypolis is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.311 billion Rolypolypolisians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.
The very strong Rolypolypolisian economy, worth 204 trillion flubbers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,388 flubbers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 133,767 per year while the poor average 13,438, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, guns are banned, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Rolypolypolis's national animal is the pot-bellied pig.
Rolypolypolis is ranked 86,851st in the world and 40th in Wonderfalls Gift Emporium for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,117.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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Rolypolypolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Rolypolypolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Rolypolypolis's influence in Wonderfalls Gift Emporium rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Rolypolypolis changed its national motto to "The blubber is hypnotic!".
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Rolypolypolis's influence in Wonderfalls Gift Emporium rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Rolypolypolis's influence in Wonderfalls Gift Emporium rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Rolypolypolis's influence in Wonderfalls Gift Emporium rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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Rolypolypolis's influence in Wonderfalls Gift Emporium rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
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Rolypolypolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Rolypolypolis relocated from Osiris to Wonderfalls Gift Emporium.


















